Floppy.WTF
Register any device. Flash deterministic NixOS. Manage your fleet.
Laptops. Pis. Robots. Terminals. Anything.
Rival Apple’s device experience using open, reproducible infrastructure. Every system state derivable from config. Every artifact hash-verified. Every desktop pixel-perfect.
Register
Intake new hardware with verifiable identity and photo evidence. SHA256 content-addressed artifacts. Tamper-evident by design.
Provision
Flash deterministic NixOS via USB or SD card. Flake-based, pinned, reproducible. Same config in, same system out — on any hardware.
Theme
Ship branded desktop experiences. Applenix (macOS-rivaling polish) or Matrix (green-on-black). Toggle via NixOS specialisations.
Connect
AirDrop-like device mesh with encrypted sync. LocalSend, Syncthing, WireGuard tunnels, Avahi discovery — all declarative.
Manage
Fleet visibility, role assignment, integrity verification. Hash-chained audit trails. Remote config push.
Verify
Content-addressed builds, signed device records, Btrfs integrity monitoring. Trust nothing, verify everything.
Built With
The floppy CLI
# Register any device — laptops, Pis, robots, terminals
floppy device register --model "Dell Inspiron 15" --serial "ABC123" --role dev
floppy device register --model "Raspberry Pi 4" --serial "RPi4-001" --role robot
floppy device register --model "HIWONDER TurboPi" --serial "HW-042" --role robot
# Attach photo evidence
floppy device attach-photo FLOPPY-RPI-00001 ./front.jpg --label "chassis-front"
# Provision — USB for x86, SD image for ARM
floppy provision FLOPPY-DEL-00001 --role dev
floppy provision build-sd --target raspberry-robot
# Fleet overview — all devices, all architectures
floppy fleet status